Sure, Britney posts her share of Bible quotes, but she also posts memes with bad puns, and ones intentionally intended for the empowerment of women (insofar as a meme can empower a woman, I guess). Except that Britney isn’t annoying: she’s brilliant.Ī video posted by Britney Spears on at 9:24pm PDT Yes, it’s just like your Aunt who doesn’t know the difference between “like” and “share” on Facebook and winds up posting a lot of inspirational stories about miraculous things children have said or old people who were in love for eleventy billion years. Weird quotes, from the inspirational to the meme-y, and photos of babies that aren’t hers being hilariously cute is Brit’s zone of terror. There’s also a lot of very serious nonsense on Britney’s feed which, if it doesn’t bring a smile to your face, should be a good sign that you should go back to the door and uncheck your sense of humor. Her real deal is much more compelling than the contrived bullshit that celebrities pull every day.Ī photo posted by Britney Spears on at 11:47am PST All it served to remind us of was the basic fact that Britney is best without the editing. It wasn’t like she was trying to be professional-Britney’s Photoshop fail was the kind any of us would have if we tried to carve out a Pythagoras theorem from our backsides. Because she is the “Shut up mom you’re embarrassing me!” type of Instagrammer, the Photoshop was immediately noticeable, stirring up a little bit of controversy, but mostly bemusement. The only addendum to this is that one time Britney tried to photoshop her supine poolside body into a Khloe Kardashian-esque bum-to-back ratio.
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Or maybe Britney just doesn’t know how to use filters, and what we really mean is “Come on mom, it’s not that hard!” When we say “Britney is being real,” what we mean is “damn girl, you’re not hiding anything.” And a woman with nothing to hide can sometimes be super fierce. While we tout other artists as “real” when they do “no makeup” selfies, what we’re really celebrating is their ability to make their concealer look transparent, catch light on their cheek bones in just the right way, meanwhile having potential hours to spend editing photos to filter out any imperfections.
Good morning 2016! Don't mind the little bruise on my forehead… Ran into a poleĪ photo posted by Britney Spears on at 2:18pm PST And why shouldn’t she? We know Britney is epic-we’ve seen the music videos and the stage shows-she doesn’t need washed out perfection to prove anything to us.Ī photo posted by Britney Spears on at 10:15pm PST With rubbed off makeup, frizzy hair, and sometimes hilarious expressions, Britney has embodied her true self in the way we could only wish too. While the rest of us jerks are out here taking approximately 30,000 selfies just to post one, Britney has so little fucks to give she just posts the first one and gets on with her life. Which is probably what makes it so easy for her to post the first selfie she takes, sans filter, and Instagram with abandon. Ultimately her vulnerability wasn’t her Achilles heel so much as the making of her. It’s a truism that everyone loves a redemption story and in Brit’s despair-reduced to a wide-eyed, shaven-headed, umbrella-wielding woman whose disintegration culminated with the singer strapped to a gurney as the flashbulbs popped in her face-she became a figure the media and her fans would loyally champion forever after. And yet beyond Brit’s chart-topping achievements and her mastery of the music video as an art form, it was the singer's very public meltdown in 2007 and subsequent triumphant recovery that truly made her the perpetual teen queen of our hearts. She set the tone for Millennial pop music and women in it. As a teenager performing “…Baby One More Time,” she changed pop music forever, as a young woman with a sound and persona traditionally reserved for boy bands. Her pop star accolades are unimpeachable, of course. She’s both the everywoman and the everything woman of pop-equal parts mall rat and celebrated icon. And despite not having the business savvy of contemporaries like Beyoncé, or the news-cycle dominating controversiality of a Miley or a Gaga, Britney is a mainstay in the pop world, with a legacy that’s as reliable as it is immense. Hot off the Vegas circuit, the 34-year-old has solidified her place as a legendary diva, as revered as J.Lo, Mariah Carey, and Celine Dion (even if she doesn’t have the vocal prowess to compete with the latter two).
Britney Spears, it should go without saying, is a beautiful talented queen with dream abdominals.
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